Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren’t?

This post was written by admin on March 23, 1661
Posted Under: Jokes Riddles
DC asked:


10. Nuts…my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

1. Hold up…I need to wash my balls first

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Reader Comments

haha i love this!

#1 
Written By sunshine on March 25th, 1661 @ 1:50 am

You have to replace your divet! Its not on your list but thats my favorite.

#2 
Written By G Money on March 26th, 1661 @ 5:45 pm

ahahaha. How about Tee-bag :)~

#3 
Written By Awi_311 on March 30th, 1661 @ 1:58 am

good one….:)

#4 
Written By starlight♥ on March 31st, 1661 @ 3:27 am

Funny! Ha Ha! Good ones! 100!

#5 
Written By cats on April 2nd, 1661 @ 1:41 am

LOL I still can’t tell that joke in church, tho.

#6 
Written By Jayna on April 4th, 1661 @ 4:24 am

ha ha ha nice

#7 
Written By theca_va on April 4th, 1661 @ 7:17 am

**giggles**
Look at my link.

#8 
Written By ღ Red ღ on April 5th, 1661 @ 10:39 pm

HEHEHEHE!!! I LOVE GOLF:) happy day:)

#9 
Written By siobhansofie on April 9th, 1661 @ 8:39 am

Haha!

#10 
Written By Mako on April 10th, 1661 @ 8:13 am

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