Things that sound dirty in golf?

This post was written by admin on April 6, 1832
Posted Under: Jokes Riddles
sickcrash asked:


1. Damn, my shaft is bent

2. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. Look at the size of his putter

5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

6. Mind if I join your threesome?

7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

8. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

10. Hold up, I need to wash my balls first.

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Reader Comments

you crak me up EVERY TIME!!! i like your jokes alot!Keep em coming!!lol!

#1 
Written By Ray K on April 7th, 1832 @ 6:42 am

Those are all so Funny keep on with the jokes!!!

#2 
Written By Fabian V on April 8th, 1832 @ 1:46 am

Funny.

I’ve never played golf and I think I should start too!

#3 
Written By AAhh Elza on April 11th, 1832 @ 1:02 pm

Bloody marvelous I love your sense of humour!!!

#4 
Written By Bicycle Repairman on April 14th, 1832 @ 4:51 am

LOL. LOL. Great Joke! Kudos to you. 10.

Thanks for the laughs!

#5 
Written By jfmm on April 17th, 1832 @ 4:12 am

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