Have you ever heard these phrases anywhere but on a golf course?

This post was written by admin on December 16, 1745
Posted Under: Polls Surveys
Jim R asked:


1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Reader Comments

#9 they’re all funny

#1 
Written By Carol R on December 17th, 1745 @ 11:02 pm

you really whacked the hell outta that sucker has been told to me about 80 times :-)

#2 
Written By mp3PLayer94 on December 20th, 1745 @ 1:08 pm

HAHA! Nice ones. My favorites are 2, 9, 10. Thanks for the laughs :)

#3 
Written By vamedicca on December 21st, 1745 @ 7:49 am

That’s one reason I don’t golf with my husband . Hearing him say those things to his friends isn’t my idea of a good afternoon.

#4 
Written By Mokey on December 23rd, 1745 @ 9:09 pm

ummm i don’t think so

#5 
Written By jodi on December 24th, 1745 @ 7:27 am

1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. No
8. No
9. Yes
10. Yes

#6 
Written By Answer Master Dude on December 25th, 1745 @ 12:02 am

i have heard # 10 off the golf course

#7 
Written By mrs. smutty aka sodachix on December 26th, 1745 @ 10:11 am

Massage parlours

Strip joints..

On the corner of Jarvis and Wellesley Ave.

My sisters pyjama party….

An out of my moms and dads bedroom……

years ago..

damn I should ve taken up golf !!

#8 
Written By yahoo on December 28th, 1745 @ 6:40 am

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