Have you ever heard these phrases anywhere but on a golf course?
This post was written by admin on December 16, 1745
Posted Under: Polls Surveys
Posted Under: Polls Surveys
Jim R asked:
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.











Reader Comments
#9 they’re all funny
you really whacked the hell outta that sucker has been told to me about 80 times
HAHA! Nice ones. My favorites are 2, 9, 10. Thanks for the laughs
That’s one reason I don’t golf with my husband . Hearing him say those things to his friends isn’t my idea of a good afternoon.
ummm i don’t think so
1. No
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. No
8. No
9. Yes
10. Yes
i have heard # 10 off the golf course
Massage parlours
Strip joints..
On the corner of Jarvis and Wellesley Ave.
My sisters pyjama party….
An out of my moms and dads bedroom……
years ago..
damn I should ve taken up golf !!