10 things in golf that sound dirty?

This post was written by admin on July 23, 0856
Posted Under: Jokes Riddles
☺Smiley☺ asked:


1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I’ve got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Reader Comments

11. That’s a big headed mast.

12. Nice shaft with good form.

13. There’s a whole other side to that hole.

14. Where did i park up my caddie.

15. Who made these up they sound like the donkeys?

#1 
Written By Jon M on July 26th, 0856 @ 4:42 am

lmao…………..thats a cool one

#2 
Written By Haylyn 1 on July 29th, 0856 @ 4:01 am

Firmly grip the shaft with both hands.

#3 
Written By Just Me on July 31st, 0856 @ 4:49 pm

sorry heard it ♥

#4 
Written By ♥ Bored♥ on August 1st, 0856 @ 9:24 pm

!!!? good..!

#5 
Written By sea danger_e6 on August 2nd, 0856 @ 10:51 pm

It seems its a creation by a block head with small hole in it drilled with a bent shaft. Spread your legs and stroke the Balls !!

#6 
Written By Teaser on August 6th, 0856 @ 6:17 am

Lol, again, really funny!

#7 
Written By Cameron on August 8th, 0856 @ 7:06 pm

love them!

#8 
Written By myastar123 on August 9th, 0856 @ 3:57 pm

I like those, allow me to add a few..
Flexible shafted putter
The pitch of the swishy noise and sound of the impact
Get in the slot
Think width
Hover the club head
Tee down for a penetrating flight
Squeeze the trigger

#9 
Written By laughsall on August 10th, 0856 @ 3:59 am

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